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Jelleyman’s Thrown a Wobbly: Saturday Afternoons in Front of the Telly电子书

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作       者:Jeff Stelling

出  版  社:HarperSport

出版时间:2009-04-17

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The cult SkySports Soccer Saturday anchorman delivers a volley of entertaining and informative anecdotes about life in front of the videprinter. Jeff Stelling is a legend amongst football fans. To the millions unable to get to their teams' games on Saturday afternoons, the next best thing is undoubtedly the pleasurable company of Jeff and the Sky Sports videprinter for a cosy marathon on the sofa. If someone's got to reveal that your beloved team have just gone 3-0 down away from home and had a man sent off, it's best if it's consummate professional Jeff who breaks the news to you. Avid Hartlepool fan Jeff knows our pain and shares our joy…but mostly he knows our pain. The long-time host of SkySports' iconic Soccer Saturday show has become a cult figure, universally admired for his encyclopaedic knowledge of the game, his genuine and unlimited enthusiasm for ALL levels of football, and his wicked sense of humour which makes the six-hour long show simply whiz by. Jellyman's Thrown a Wobbly is a deliciously chaotic, hugely entertaining, anecdote-ridden, humorous taste of life in the Soccer Saturday studio. Hear what Jeff has to say about some of the show's legendary pundits over the years – ex-players such as George Best, Rodney Marsh, Chris Kamara, Charlie Nicholas and Matt Le Tissier. Be a fly on the wall of the hotel bar on Friday nights as Jeff and his guests gather for a natter and few drinks. Get the inside track on all those great one-liners: ? "Mansfield Town's Gareth Jellyman has been shown the red card for dissent. Looks like Jellyman's thrown a wobbly." ? "Darlington's equaliser has been scored by Guyain Ndumbu-Nsungu. Very much a case of local boy makes good." (He's from Congo.) ? "They'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight." ? "James Brown's grabbed a second for Hartlepool. I feel good!" Jellyman's Thrown a Wobbly goes a long way to demonstrate how a six-hour long, studio-based show with no live action pictures and featuring men gazing into TV monitors which the viewer can't see, can hold a huge audience enthralled every Saturday afternoon between August and May.
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Cover

Title Page

Contents

Introduction - This is not a rant …

Part 1 - The Cult of Soccer Saturday

Chapter 1 - A Short History Of Nearly Everything: (To Do With Soccer Saturday)

Chapter 2 - Any Given Saturday

Chapter 3 - Motorway Service Stations, Wimpy Burgers and Medium Lattes (Full Fat, Please): Preparing for Soccer Saturday

Chapter 4 - You Can Say That Again: The Catchphrases Of Soccer Saturday

Chapter 5 - The Jeff Stelling Drinking Game

Chapter 6 - What The Critics Said

Chapter 7 - The Sky Effect

Chapter 8 - Ranting, Raving and General Mania: Viewer Correspondence to the Soccer Saturday Studio

Chapter 9 - Don't Touch That Remote Control!

Chapter 10 - A Selection of Soccer Saturday's Greatest Gaffes, Bloopers and One-Liners

Part 2 - Introducing The Real Crazy Gang: The Soccer Saturday Panel

Chapter 11 - Welcome To The Muppet Show

Chapter 12 - Hotel Babylon

Chapter 13 - Gorgeous George

Chapter 14 - Bigmouth Strikes Again: The People Versus Rodney Marsh

Chapter 15 - ‘Unbelievable!’: Eleven Facts You Didn't Know About Chris Kamara. And One You Probably Did.

Chapter 16 - Cocoa, Pipe and Slippers (Né Champagne) Charlie

Chapter 17 - ‘Sit Down, Pinocchio!’

Chapter 18 - The Magic Man

Chapter 19 - A Big Fish In A Small Studio

Chapter 20 - Uncle Frank

Chapter 21 - Introducing The Best (And Worst) Of The Rest

Part 3 - Being Jeff

Chapter 22 - In The Beginning

Chapter 23 - ‘I'm Not A Celebrity: … Get Me Out Of Here Anyway!’

Chapter 24 - Cable Guy: (Well, Satellite TV Guy If We're Being Pedantic, But There Isn't A Hollywood Movie Of The Same Title …)

Chapter 25 - Supporting Hartlepool

Chapter 26 - ‘One From The Bottom and Two From The Top.’: How I Got The Countdown Job

Chapter 27 - The Real Jeff Stelling: (In A 1980s-Style Football Interview)

Chapter 28 - Frequently Asked Questions: (At Cocktail Parties)

Index

Acknowledgements

Copyright

About the Publisher

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